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This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in it’s normal operation, and partly due to carbon dating’s notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record.
To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to and carbon dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results.
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Having corrected a teacher who insisted to his class that a kilometer was longer than a mile.
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That was the set-up in a letter posted on the Internet back in Putatively written by a teacher (Adam Hilliker) to the mother of one of his students, the letter notifies the parent that her son (Alex) will be serving one hour’s detention for “disregarding authority” and demonstrating a “complete lack of respect for his school.” The student’s transgression?
We eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation’s capital that you proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. This piece is naught but a charming bit of humorous fiction. Far from it, the Smithsonian is heartily sick of being asked about Harvey Rowe.